believed:

man razors always seem to be better built than lady shavers

why am i expected to remove all hair from nose to toe with a rusty knife glued onto a cheap pink plastic stick on an almost daily basis

if it is insisted that i be as hairless as a sphynx with alopecia swimming in a vat of radioactive nair i should at least be given razors that can sustain a single session of chopping down the dense and beautiful forestry that covers my upside-down canada for fuck’s sake

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creamteasandjammydodgers:

danisnotofire:

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

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slavocracy:

i love a series of unfortunate events cuz lemony snicket just didnt give a fuck he put computers and old clunky diving suits and tacky fast food restaurants and telegraphs and mostly early 20th century aesthetics (but a lot of modern values & criticisms) all in the same universe and it worked so well

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khoshekhs:

What if dashcon is actually 4chan’s greatest prank to date. What if this was an inside job from the start

frostyketchup:

Everyone watching Dashcon unfold

frostyketchup:

Everyone watching Dashcon unfold

smirky-smirkovich:

how i feel rn

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neptunain:

never forget

neptunain:

never forget

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friendly reminder that on top of everything, Aaron Tveit also was nominated for the Fred Astaire Award, for Best Male Dancer on Broadway.

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timwjohnson:

The Manson Trio from Pippin. How could you not love them!?